first things first
ashley; australia

“Maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. It's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt because it matters."

the first three words you see are what you want in life

ladye2484:

bukakkemonogatari:

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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep